So here it is, my first post in my first proper blog...

Fuck, it feels like i should open with some amusing anecdote, or at least something free to grab your attention. Chances are though; if you're reading this, you pay a passive interest in me anyway and so as i give you enough amusing anecdotes (and Genius Observations) and most likely free things (handjobs) then you need neither to enjoy this here post...

And if you don't, fuck you motherfucker.

So onwards and upwards (in the wise words of some stoner sat somewhere burning candles "Fuck them lights")....

Here's a feature that shall run every other blog or so, so you cunts can get deeper into my mind:

10 Things you really should know about me:

1: Coldplay-Britain

I have a massive dislike of Coldplay, U2 and their various piss poor imitators,cocksuckers and school-boy-rock-so-inoffensive-that-their-mom's-dad's-love-it bands who hang onto their coat-tails. They make me burn up inside with a bilious anger so deep it comes out as teutonic movement in China ("Fuck Frenchies spilling about Coldplay again, run, get the fucking cats"...). When did rock/pop music become so sanitised, inoffensive and generally grey-coloured-bale-shit.
What the fuck is up with people who enjoy this shit? It's about as refreshing as a shit sandwich in a desert.
It's a dreamers dream, but to me Rock music has always been about Us and Them. Rock music isn't for 9-5's, it isn't for posh schoolboys snorting cocaine off each others cocks, and it isn't for your family members to enjoy on Radio One. They are the enemy, they are the people who sanction and watch Big Brother, they are the decline of free thinking, freedoms and ideals. They are not rock and fucking roll.

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And to finish off this undoubtedly riveting opening barrage of a post, some links:

My good brother in the cause of righteousness and fucking up your body. Ben Broughton, find him at: benbroughton.blogspot.com

My band, new recordings up in August bitches... www.myspace.com/ukabraxus

Ed-U-KATION: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSH6ofHbeUw